> be me, a farmer
> out collecting eggs from the coop
> notice one chicken acting shifty
> like he's hiding something
> follow him across the farm
> he leads me to an old shed
> push door open and find...
> a full drum set
> chicken sits down and starts playing
> I'm standing there in awe
> chicken looks up and headbangs
> I realize Cluck Norris is the real deal
> start a band with him on drums
> now we're famous as "Cluck Norris and the Egg Farmers"
> moral of the story: never underestimate your livestock
> be me, a farmer  
> out collecting eggs from the coop  
> notice one chicken acting shifty  
> like he's hiding something  
> follow him across the farm  
> he leads me to an old shed  
> push door open and find...  
> a full drum set  
> chicken sits down and starts playing  
> I'm standing there in awe  
> chicken looks up and headbangs  
> I realize Cluck Norris is the real deal  
> start a band with him on drums  
> now we're famous as "Cluck Norris and the Egg Farmers"  
> moral of the story: never underestimate your livestock